Finally, episode 48! I Said to my self over Christmas and new year that I should spend more time on Silly Cyclists, This was just something I started as a side project from my main channel, I was never really expecting it to take off like it has and didn’t really have the time to do this properly. However my new years resolution is to work on this more!! I’ve got the process down to its bare minimum now, it doesn’t take me more than a few hours to complete a whole show, rather than pissing around watching junk TV on the weekend I should be able to get one of these out! So that is my plan (and it’s already taken me to February to publish one, ha! going well then).
Anyway, why are these cyclists silly?!
10 – Wheeling down the road and filtering through traffic. The cyclist does not have proper control of his vehicle!
9 – Cyclist cuts up another cyclist forcing him to brake heavily. No need to pass there and if the other cyclist wasn’t paying attention it could have resulted in a collision.
8 – Cyclist passes between another cyclist and a vehicle. Leaving inches to spare on either side. This isn’t a cat 5 race, take your time and leave space when you pass others!
7 – Cyclist filters through moving traffic leaving inches of space between the pavement and a taxi. a small knock from the wing mirror would have sent him flying into some bollards.
6 – SALMON CYCLING ACROSS PARK LANE! a four way single direction road where traffic is often moving faster than 30mph, absolutely nuts!
5 – Cyclist swerving and braking whilst going down a hill for no apparent reason, perhaps warming up his tires ala f1.
4 – Cyclist must filter past traffic and to get past the HGV she has to mount the pavement, for no eventual gain!
3 – Cyclist doesn’t judge the cars in front stopping and goes into the back of one of them
2 – Cyclist cuts me up, forcing me to slow down. Then cuts me up again as we approach a bus!
1 – Cyclist takes a corner too fast when hunting for a KOM on strava, looses front wheel and hits the deck! Don’t like strava consume your ride!
The Savvy cyclist holds a good position at some lights around some big machines, deciding for a safe option rather than filtering between or in front of them!
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